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What does life offer that makes us more elated or inconsolable or furious than love? What material wealth or social respect can replace the warm embrace of someone whom you know genuinely and passionately desires you? What is more valuable than intimacy?

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

comicsansmpreg:

rest in peace you fucking toilet cover

bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen

64px:

(sound of teenage boy spraying half a can of deodorant over his entire body in locker room)

the shade in this photo set could cause an eclipse

kimchibae:

"dick is abundant and low value"